Did i mention that i am pretty much the cutest kid you'll ever see eating a cueball?
so wow. i guess soccer has kept me out of updating this sweet shit. damn agua! anyway. i am incredibly bored right now. hence the updating. did i forget to mention that i can't go anywhere? hmm. yeah i know it's a sunday but i am outrageously bored. i'll record all that shit soon. but before i forget. . .
last night was pretty comical. I went to captain planet girl's house last night. Ohh how i love her new house. i don't know if i ever said that she moved. well, she did. i brought a movie that i thought looked scary, and while yes, it did make catherine wet herself, it did also make us laugh histerically.
well, for some reason, some people think i eat shit. and maybe i have schizophrenia where my double personality devours random feces off the ground. off topic. anyway. there was this crazy guy in the scary movie with large wild hair (like myself) who rubbed his own feces on this glass wall and licked it off. writing this down at this moment i am uncontrolably laughing. This just sounds so sick. i need to stop talking about shit. catherine yells "FLIPPY DOO IT'S YOU!" well i cried. then i laughed.
catherine has a hott family. thought i'd add that in there. her, her delicious mom snorlax, coco, and of course heidi. we had quite the time even though i was not mobile most of the time.
now onto the really retarded stuff. so i had sprained ankles. in my mind i figure everyone has sprained ankles and plays through them. i attempted not to be a baby and do so. when i thought they were back to normal i was without ankle braces or tape. bahh whatev. so last wednesday watters takes us out on a run before practice. half the girls did not have running shoes including myself. GOOD CALL! pavement running in cleats weakens sprained ankles, in case the world isn't aware. yes, you could say, "megan, you flippin' idiot you should have ran on the grass!" true. BUT. some parts where were ran were lined with dead sharp bushes and bumpy ground. i'm sensing an ankle twist.
so after all the crazy fun. we did some sort of scrimmage drill. one team was Offense. one was Defense. Flips was on the Defensive team. if the D team gets the ball, the O team does a hill or just sprints wherever watters' heart desires. If the O team got more than 6 passes or something the D team ran. WOW i am boring myself. telling that was pointless.
Watters became frusterated at us and told all of us to sprint to him. which i did. i stopped suddenly and my ankle just BAHH. i heard it crack, and it hurt like fuck. so i'm bending over while everyone is in a huddle listening to watters lecture and i'm attempting not to squeal or moan. i sit down. watters notices. tells me to go see the trainer. wow i couldn't walk. BUT LET ME TELL YOU i am quite the excellent hoppper. i basically sprint hopped to the stairs.
then i got to ride in the golf cart. that was an experience. so, it didn't hurt where my sprain had before, it only hurt on the bone. ms. grey suggested that i get xrays. next day i did. bah. saw orthopedist. avulsion fracture. (thanks to alex for the wonderful definition, the breaking of of land by water.) anyway. now i get to wear this spiffy boot. exactly like danila's last year.
that's pretty much what it looks like except uglier. gives a whole meaning to the words "tard shoe." mannnnnnnnnnn. i was so pissed. so i can't do anything for 4 weeks. what the hell am i gonna do in pe.
well i missed a bunch of school last week partially because of this shit. so i'll bet i'll be spooning with a few cuties after school this week. BAHH. this completely blows.
what else. . .well soccer was pretty fun. school soccer is done for me. unfortunately. bahh. in a game a little while back on the vipe diaps, i scored twice. which is not a frequent occurance for me, considering i usually play defense. i am in love with catherine heishman if i didn't already mention that.
i flip my hair alot.
HOLY CRAP THAT THING IS SO UGLY. great. i'm gonna look fantastic.
you know, i think i semi-miss updating this because i can't really remember cute details. friday was pretty eventful. besides the orthopedist and such fun. dillon and i went to the guy's soccer game. couldn't really make the girls because of orthopedist and such. it was an experience. mainly because donald milton's hair was bouncing when he was warming up on the track. ohh right. dillon's mom called me hop-a-long. that was pretty cute.
i really want to go to the beach. BALLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS. wow. this will be amazing. i am starting to get overly pumped for summer.
i'm wondering if it will look to akward for me to wear capris. of course i'd rather just stroll into school naked in the boot, but because i know revealing that much of the boot's greatness may scare some people i nixed that idea.
holy crap there is alot of stuff i never wrote about. ohh well. there could be more. heeeeeeeeee.